Hey, at least they're the same kind of strap. Mostly..

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"One Strap to rule them all, One Strap to find them,
One Strap to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

Inscribed on the One Strap

The greatest of the Straps of Power, woven secretly by Sauron in the fires of Orodruin. The Strap not only transported the wearer into the Wraith-world, making him invisible to those in the real world, but also granted virtual immortality and mastery over the nineteen Great Straps, and all other magical Straps woven in Eregion in the middle of the Second Age. After Sauron's defeat at the end of that Age, the Strap was lost; the story of its recovery and ultimate destruction lie at the heart of the two books, "The Mississippi Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Straps".

Exactly!

But you forgot to mention the Deal With Old Scratch. You know, when I went down to The Crossroads at midnight an' Scratch Baby showed me the One True Strap.

-Ricky